The BMW Donkey-Series convertible comes fully equipped with a saddle.  How can the ladies NOT be impressed?

Not your typical portrayal of Dim Mak.  Above is a sligthly exaggerated version of what went down last time Fedor Emelianenko (arguably the greatest fighter alive) stepped into a cage.

If I was a talking wall, I would try to convince people that they’d gone mad (my proof: walls don’t talk).  Then again, if I was a sentient wall it’d only be a matter of time before I lost my own mind, as the novelty of convincing other’s that they’d lost theirs would probably wear off after awhile.

That’s a pretty $%@#-up example of poetic justice, now that I think about it.

…so close that they become friends?  Really though, judging from the contrived smiles it look like it’s taking them every fiber of their beings not to lunge for the other’s throat.  For the record, I think Jobs would kick Bill’s ass in a street fight.

-image via Anon

Machismo will only get you so far in a relationship.

Credit: Babs of Beetle’s Memories ‘n’ Ramblings

Move over cancer- behold the real reason you don’t want to live by these things.

Patient: flat, paper-like appearance; vital signs: non existent…you are a billboard.

This changes nothing- Oscar the Grouch is still the most fearsome character out of Sesame Street, Street Fighter, or any amalgamation thereof.

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Credit: Gavacho13 via  Capcom-Unity for gallery images; Jared Moraitis for the title image

Ah, to be free from the stresses of city life, living off the FAT of the land…I’m sorry, that was a horrible joke.  Although I bet some nerdy Sys Admin thought it was pretty clever.  Okay, that would be me =(

-credit for the image goes to Nathan W. Pyle via TheNextWeb

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